"Come with me if you want to live."

Actually printed in the New York Villiage Voice:

"Still others have suggested that Google is building something akin to Skynet, the malicious computer network that in The Terminator became "self-aware" and launched a war to destroy humanity."

http://www.villagevoice.com/news/0637,gustin,74433,5.html

Reason 13,487 why I work here

I love my company!!

http://books.google.com/googlebooks/banned/