"I can't believe Kev got away with saying that!"

"...and tomorrow morning there'll be seven LJ entries!"
"Apple is the new Nike."
"Wait, those aren't lanyards. Those other things are lanyards."
"My lips are numb. I can't feel my teeth."
"You can't pull those superglued things off, and trust us, we've had occasion to try."
"You know they make jewlery for your iPod Shuffle now."
"There's that one Nokia that looks like an ear..."
"Berkeley Berkeley Berkeley Berkeley Berkeley Berkeley JESUS MAN Berkeley Berkeley Berkeley."
"Tomorrow's LJ entries will all just be snippets of conversation."