Scruffy looking nerf herder

Ever since I was a teenager, I noticed straight away that sideburns looked really, really bad on me. From the day I discovered that forward, part of the patented "Paul Look" has been totally lacking in sideburns of any kind. See my userpic for an example. Without sideburns, the thought of growing facial hair never really occurred to me.

So here I am, 20+ years later, with a long winter holiday schedule. I didn't shave on my first day off of work. And then I got an idea: what if I just didn't shave? What the heck would facial hair look like on me, anyway?

( Wanna find out? Send the children to bed -- there are pictures behind this cut tag! )

( Mirror, Mirror )